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Russian teargas grenade

A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.
Moscow theater hostage crisis

Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)

All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.
by Bobby bobber February 10, 2007
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Hand Grenade

When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010
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hippie grenade

This is the term for the bit of hot ash that you accidentally suck down your throat while smoking marijuana. Usually, this occurs given 2 criterion:

1) You are smoking out of a pipe with no screen (Like most glass pipes).

2) You are near the end of the bowl, or the bowl is already gone and you are trying to be greedy and get one last hit.

This isn't really dangerous, as the tiny bit of ash won't do any lasting damage. It is more of a hassle or nuisance.
Stoner #1: "Dude I think the bowl is getting clse to being done..."

Stoner #2: "No way bro, let me get one more rip! <COUGH, COUGH> Damn, I just took a hippie grenade down my throat!"
by Mantis7 Soulseek February 2, 2005
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Chud grenade

any asorted things that might attract lesbians such as tuna fish cans strip clubs or hot topic
toss the chud grenade so we can escape
by sage of duh December 14, 2007
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Word Grenade

Noun. Rhetorical device using adhominem character attacks against an opponent when losing an argument. Intended to frag your opponent and those standing on nearby ground on the rhetorical battlefield.
Person A is arguing a point, and is losing to person B. He insinuates that person B is a racist for believing his position even though no objective evidence is apparent to support the charge. Thus throwing a word grenade at person B.
by Ggghhhjjj September 16, 2015
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Social Hand Grenade

This is when one of your mates has a special ability to "go off" on a mad one and get overly angry or physically violent within a matter of seconds; amongst a group of people participating in an otherwise "Socially Healthy" environment.
For example, maybe a barmaid getting he/she the wrong drink...or having a pop at the "no spray no lay" guy/women in the toilets in Yates (High Wycombe).

Or perhaps, when at an afterparty at somebody's house, he/she decides to cuss someone their hardest down the phone, in front of people he/she has yet to make a "good 1st impression" with....and that you have yet to introduce.

You would expect to use this expression like this:

You: "Sorry about them..he/she is a social hand grenade. Most of the time in public, he/she is fine but it only takes someone to pull the pin and thats it...he/she will go off in your face!"
by Skankin' Jack August 4, 2010
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Semtex Grenade

A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.

The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.

The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
by rolli20 May 8, 2011
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