to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm February 13, 2007
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Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.
Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.
Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.
by THEMAKEROFGOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF February 28, 2011
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by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022
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Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003
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Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 25, 2011
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Get the slippery as goose shit mug.Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
by Ice Kube February 9, 2012
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