bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

by critz August 12, 2012

Thot Goggles

A type of goggles you wear in order to see thots close cousin to the clout goggles

I saw a thot with my thot goggles

by Thot goggles February 28, 2018

Nut Goggled

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.

I totally nut goggled this chick last night.

by Laydown September 10, 2016

Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.

Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.

by S.E.D. November 22, 2011

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.

Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?

by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016