soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
by critz August 13, 2012
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thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.
Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?
by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 December 26, 2015
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bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting
I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.
by grasshiphopper November 30, 2014
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twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
by Eric Robertson December 02, 2013
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Lust Goggles

when your lust prevents you from seeing the true conciquences of your actions. to you who you are lusting for will always be pretty rad
erin --> "look at my boyfriend aint he a keeper"
other gal --> "no"
erin --> "well i thought so"
other gal --> "wow you got your lust goggles on"
by superstar161156 November 21, 2010
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Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.
"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 24, 2023
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