deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

Fried egg

Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white

I just did a massive fried egg in Aramis' room

by winnet94 October 14, 2011

friedeljew

being so jewish that you are compared to nick friedman of la jolla

shut up you stupid friedeljew

by NM March 7, 2005

Betty Friedan

1921 - 2006. Founding member of NOW (National Womens Organisation). She started the second wave feminist movement with her book The Feminine Mystique. A legend.

Betty Friedan - Women's liberation Movement

by Nobody's Property April 24, 2006

Kentucky Fried Panda

kentucky fried panda

"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"

by The King of the Galeria May 2, 2005

Fried Bangs

A bumb whore who is a man stealer and who took my style of matching my flip flops with my shirt and who wears her hair curly and her bangs straight there fore you get fried bangs

OMG did you see what fried bangs is wering
Yea i know she so took my idea

OMG fried bangs look different.
Her bangs are fried to the other side.
What a cunt.

by sammykinss April 18, 2009

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

by dEnIz March 14, 2005