farmer

An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)

Example: My father, the farmer

by The guy whose name you don't know February 8, 2007

farmer browned

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.

Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!

by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010

Sympathy Farmer

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.

Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.

by Brett27 October 28, 2005

flamebait

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

by ryan March 24, 2004

fameball

A self-declared hipster who possesses all of the following traits: an unquenchable desire for fame, shamelessness, lack of redeeming talents, and an abundance of non-redeeming talents.

"(That later trait) may include, but are not limited to: oversharing, self-regard, delusions of grandeur, superficial physical attractiveness, a ridiculous distinctive personal fashion trademark, the ability to talk about oneself without end, conspicuously false modesty, and sluttiness and/or man-whorishness."

(Adapted from gawker)

In otherwords, a pretentious famewhore.

Is there a TV show or website this fameball doesn't show up on?

by GhettoMonk October 2, 2009

Wakulla Flame-thrower

1. To perform the act of masturbating with hand sanitizer and as you cum to ignite the hand sanitizer therefore creating a fiery fiesta of semen across your bedroom.

2. A flamethrower located in the Florida county of Wakulla.

"Shane has burn marks all over his face because Nick gave him the old wakulla Flame-thrower last night"

by Back tit tit teee October 10, 2009