Forbid Fortnite February

In the month of February 2019, you are not allowed to play Fortnite in any way, shape, or form. Virginities lost increase by 600%.

“Hey bro! You wanna play Fortnite?”
“I can’t! It’s Forbid Fortnite February!”

by stressed & Zelda obsessed January 8, 2019

florida theo

Fuck theo Christopher

fuck florida theo

by Florida theo April 1, 2019

Florida kid

Someone from Florida, particularly a teenager.
Vocabulary consists of jhit, vineyard vines, tiktok, supreme, and Periodt
Usually white, rich, and annoying

Max - The new kid lives in a mansion but uses gang signs more than actual words

Jordan - Must be a Florida kid

by Monkeyshit4life October 18, 2019

forbidden stress ball

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Ford whore

Those who worship their beloved Fords, no other car exists unless it’s a ford... truck, suv, sedan, or coupe. Ford is the one and only (typically can be found on the side of your local highway walking away from a smoking f250)

Person: I saw this guy going for a walk the other day

Chevy slut: nah that was just our local ford whore

by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020

Florida Dog

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

forbidden mushroom

Another name for a penis.

Jenna: I heard Dez found jareds forbidden mushroom last night.

by AutisticRetard8==D November 9, 2020