Flic flac flake

Describes anyone who is sketchy and only partially or never follows through with their business. Or fake ass people pretending to be anything their not online in any form.

“Yo, most these mutha fukkas in Stockton, KS are flic flac flakes.”

by Sexy-Lexy October 13, 2020

shred some flake

When you are just goin’ so damn crazy on the snowboard, you’re “ shredding some flake”. ( shredding snowflakes )

Dude I can’t wait to go to the snow this weekend and shred some flake.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

poon flakes

The next morning's remnants that flake from the vagina after a long night of vigorous rug munching, usu. eaten with milk.

Looks like someone had a big ol' bowl of Poon Flakes this morning.

That Joo musta had a bad bowl o' Poon Flakes this morning.

Did someone wake up with a mouthful of Poon Flakes today?

by Flake Master March 24, 2004

butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010