Floater

The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.

One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)

Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...

Well, kinda sorta

HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?

Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.

Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?

We had a floater...

WTF is a floater?

Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.

So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?

Well, yea...

Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...

by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

float

the term float first originated as a misspelling of fleet, in an Age of Conquerors game, however it very quickly caught on.

since then it became the way to express whether a water had good fish (good float) or bad fish (bad float), whether someone was not going water at all (p3 no float). on land maps it is used in place of 'win' and 'do well' and just as a general good luck slogan.

BuzZ_TheViper: p1 where u
BuzZ_TheViper: P1 WHERE U FLOAT
BuzZ_sletten: i die..
BuzZ_TheViper: man p1
BuzZ_TheViper: u sux
_Ares_: p1 no float...

by p1nofloat April 22, 2011

Flasticate

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.

"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."

by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003

Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

by Chaz January 5, 2005