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Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
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florida

5% amusement parks
3% beaches
92% Rednecks
"I went to Florida this summer!"
"Really? What part?"
"The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."
by Mnoel October 23, 2008
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clearwater florida

WiCK CiTY ,ill water, DiRTY H20 ,all that other good shit. 1/3 of the tampa bay metropolitan area. mostly known for being about an hour away from busch gardens(amusement park) and our AMAZiNG clearwater beach. you see kids roamin the streets here all the time,safe ass place to live .DOWNTOWN CLEARWATER *(AKA greenwood) is where all the dirty money hustlin takes placeeeee $ .most of the people here are latina or other illegal immigrant shittt .lots of drag racing taking place gandy BLVD (edge of tampa) .if you want a wholesome place to live,with strip joints on every corner COME TO WICK CITYYY .
dirty grubby latina: man i be rakin in big bucks down in clearwater florida

blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .

white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !
by iREPClEARWATER May 31, 2009
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Florida Fudge Sandwich

When performing a spit roast the two guys take a shit on the face and pelvic area and then swap positions.
"me and john took sally home and she had a Florida Fudge Sandwich and a glass of coke"
by jimmymorrison1982 May 9, 2009
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Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 3
The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.

continued in part 4...
Florida Christian School (FCS) is a dump.
by Student411&101 October 23, 2011
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Florida Football

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.
Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!
by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008
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florida water

a) known to have a permanent effect on the penis, much like that experienced when taking viagra

b) refers to a male from Florida with a large penis. Size has been traced back to "that Florida water"
Oh my!!! It's huge... Yeah, that's what that Florida water does...
by SilkyD1 September 28, 2006
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