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Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
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Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it
Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024
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late night finds

when ur scrolling through your camera roll at night and you fight good ol memories
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other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal informationother people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal informationother people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal informationother people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal informationother people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information
by urbantard August 31, 2024
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Find a Grave

A website used for finding graves and all. It's the world's largest gravesite collection.
"Find a Grave is so awesome! I really like to add flowers on Find a Grave! Wait, hold on, I got banned?! How?!" (True Story)
by ComputerWorld February 2, 2024
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Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.
MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.
by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025
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find god

find god was a phrase that Kanye west told to an employee for being late and not finishing his part at the 10th studio album of Kanye west named Donda which is a tribute to his late mother. You can use find god when someone tilts you especially in a game like league of legends when you don't want to get permanently banned
Person 1: jg diff man uninstall
Person 2: find god imbecile
by Alpha As Fuck negros June 25, 2022
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