Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.

Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.

by phbl December 12, 2024

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025

Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.

"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."

by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025

flibbed a flob

When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex

I flibbed a flob last night mate

by Captain crisp September 2, 2017

the petit filous

When your in france and you walk in on a girl soothing her thrush with yogurt and you mop her out.

JP mopped out thrushy yogurt from her pussy. The Petit filous.

by DirtyBJammin July 3, 2021

five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Stai a filosofia

It translates to do you have weed on you?

O fra stai a filosofia?

by Nigganeitor December 21, 2023