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Fisterton

Originating in Lakeshore, Ontario, a fisterton is when a female does not shave her pubes for a while and the hair builds up until it looks like she's sticking her hand down her pants and making a fist.
You can totally see Kacy's fisterton when she's wearing a bikini.
by The Redder September 5, 2004
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double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time
by horny bastard January 10, 2005
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fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....
He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag
by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010
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foster

to drunkenly steal other people's items of clothes with the express purpose of sleeping in these items of clothes, most commonly only in those items of clothes. ie otherwise nude.

this activity normally takes place in a nightclub/bar late at night, but not exclusively. Certain people are prepared fosterers.
dude, look at her hat, its gnarly. i am totally going to foster in that tonight.
by dom spotley January 24, 2012
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daddy faster

The meaning of daddy faster is a sex word and why did you look this up horny bitch 😭😭😭
by anonymous February 21, 2021
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Festeezio

An insult created out of pure stupidity. By our freindly neighborhood Peter Griffin
You are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too!
by Drew March 2, 2004
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Foster

A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.
Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"
or
"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"
or
"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"
or
"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"
by SwimFan98 December 15, 2008
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