Feltch

To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.

Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.

by Riverabung June 23, 2014

fetty

when you jizz in someone's left eye

bro 1: you'll never guess what happened last night man, mellisa let give her a fetty.
bro 2: Jesus crist that sounds dangerous

by DontForgetToFlush March 10, 2016

Festy

A generalised term for an apathetic westy who has no concerns over hygiene or neatness.

Person A: "Festy, your room is pretty rank!"
Festy: "Meh"

by LT GMan June 24, 2006

Feltcher

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

by weenie March 12, 2003

cunt-fetty

When you shave your minge and sprinkle it over your mates

My arm is very tired from throwing so much cunt-fetty at the cunt parade.

by Gazzamataz April 23, 2016

fenty effect

Its something that is always been felt by people who are sophisticated.

Have you caught thr e fenty effect

by Susan fenty February 23, 2017

Fetty

Using “Fetty” in place of “God”; Fetty=God

That’s mans Fetty , he’s so cool!

by Fettyisgod January 6, 2018