Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

False Popularity

False popularity is the illusion of being popular. This is when supporters do not actually believe in the person/thing they seem to be supporting. This is often caused by the supporters feeling forced or as if they have to support someone.

*Photos*on*Facebook* "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LOVE GOD; KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL". This makes most people feel like they have to like and share the photo, thus making this false popularity.

by polarbearjockey November 27, 2012

Falsee

When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.

It's essentially a late hang-over.

(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)

Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"

Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"

....2 hours later

Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."

Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"

by Dandonian December 9, 2012

Failfeather

Commonly used as a hashtag to refer to a dignitary, esteemed member of the public, government representative or celebrity personality who fucks up political correctness with regards to Indigenous (namely First Nations and/or Native American Indian) issues.

Did you see Justin Beiber's dipshit article about free gas in the Rolling Stone?! #Failfeathers. Douchebag just set Canada back fifty years.

They gave Harper a war bonnet?! #Failfeathers

Dude, nice hickies bro. #Failfeathers

by UNW_team October 10, 2013

false bottom

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

by MarshallArts December 13, 2014

faillet

the name for a horribly fileted fish.

I complained to the chef about the faillet last night

by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017