A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.
Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.
Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
by Gator Hater April 5, 2011
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4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."
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I asked Jessica if she would like a golden shower, much to my surprise she opted for the Florida Fountain. Luckily I still have my penis.
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Get the Florida mug.A professional ice hockey team located in Estero, Florida. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Albany River Rats, and the Rochester Americans of the AHL, and the Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers of the NHL.
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