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Frosty faggot

A fatherless fuck of a furry. Also known as frostfox. Frost faggots greatest achievements were cumming on his 3ds after an all nighter of Pokémon X and Y, owning only Poken tournament on Wii U and jerking off to lucario, and putting his theyfreind in a Roman helmet after charizarding them.
Frosty faggot needs a dad and something to shoot itself with

Frosty shower 

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower
Frosty shower by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

Frosty Jaw 

When you slurp up a dick and a Wendy's frosty in your mouth at the same time.
She sure gave him the frosty jaw that time. No straw needed!

Frosty Bean

After you have too many daiquiris and then give a girl oral sex
I got really intoxicated and offered Sarah the frosty bean, she said yes!!!
Frosty Bean by Bean Dover December 6, 2022

Frosty the SnoWoman 

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022

frosty the wife beater 

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.
"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

Frosty-Jim 

When you urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it and the woman pretends it's a man.
Jim and his wife got kinky and invenjted the Frosty-Jim
Frosty-Jim by Seth Griffen February 12, 2015