Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007

FLOABW

For Lack Of A Better Word

I'm surprised how FLOABW pissed you were.

by foxplaycm October 11, 2009

whatever floats your boat

(Idiom) What you do is your choice

You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Floater

A term used in the mp3-scene to describe leaked tracks, often appearing on p2p-networks. Most of the time those tracks are ripped in high quality and shared by 'friends' of the producer.

"Omg man, I just got that new Tiësto track from dc, 320kbps floater lol."

by Sjaak Trekhaak January 10, 2006

Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)

Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already

by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006

floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.

Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.

by Der Commisar July 8, 2009

floasted

State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.

"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."

by RedSangria September 30, 2013