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Flaming Squirrel

1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.

Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.

The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.

2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."

2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."

3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
by Apecreature March 11, 2011
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flaming teabag

1. an extremely homosexual person. 2. to describe someone as being really gay, being a fag, or uncool.
"I can't believe that you did that, you're such a flaming teabag!"
by trunks6190 December 21, 2006
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Flaming Boston Backburner

Before banging doggie style, eat Boston Baked Beans and take Exlax. Shit on your partner's back and quickly pour Barcadi 151 and light using a fart blowtorch.
After getting blitzed on 151, Gary realized he was balls deep in this dude's ass and what he was doing was ueber gay. To counter his faggot-ness he employed a Flaming Boston Backburner and ran like hell.
by RenderMaker November 28, 2007
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Flaming Stallion

While giving anal to a nice chick you take out a lighter and ask the girl if she want to smoke. If shes says yes you light her hair on fire if she says no you still and thats just more fun
hey man if you are wondering why your sister is bald its because I engaged in a flaming stallion marathon with her.
by Mordechi May 16, 2008
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Flaming Bobsled

A sex act in which a heavily bearded man takes said beard, and ties it to the long hair of his sex partner. He then sits atop her back, while she positions herself, face down, at the top of a flight of stairs. Just before riding her, as one rides a horse, down these stairs, he lights on fire the knot of hair bonding the two.
Chad: Gary, what happened to your bodacious beard?
Gary: Ah, the lady and I tried a flaming bobsled last night.
by Terminator Illness July 13, 2011
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Flaming Lips

by Sergio H. September 22, 2005
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Flaming Homosexual

Flaming Homosexual

Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.

When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
elaM: You ready for this heat?

Male: You already know I’m ready for this Flaming Homosexual!
by it’s pronounce Fagit. October 17, 2017
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