Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.

Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party

by Stonechurch April 27, 2023

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Morgan farmer is my best friend because she is the best.

by Joseph.1234 December 4, 2022

Veggie Farmer

A woman that digs out her vagina wedgie

I caught Susan digging out another veggie.

She’s a total veggie farmer.

by Mbivvle November 8, 2020

smegbean farmer

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.

Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.

by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022

Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married

Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin

by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022