j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

Charlie Dudley

A bald headed bellend who has a 2 inch knob and thinks he can bang loads of girls that have big tits.

Megan: Whoa, look at that guy over there!
Lauren: Yeah, that guy's a total Charlie Dudley.

by cumwhore69 March 26, 2013

definately daddle

To refer to something as being being cool or ausum

Man, that game was definately daddle

by Auhsoj June 11, 2006

diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe

"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

diddler

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

diddle

to slightly carress, but not as hard as to penetrate(enough to get some poop on your finger), one's own asshole or the asshole of another.

1.Michael and his life partner diddle one another.

2. Diddle me this, diddle me that.

3. she diddles him in his sleep.

4. my music teacher said if i dont learn how to play the diddle i will fail.

by alnball03 August 17, 2011

Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck

An extremely difficult and complex rudiment. Usually played with the foreskin of the penis.

Speaker #1: Man that shit was DOPE! What the fuck was that?
Speaker #2: Dawg that was that Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck.
Speaker #3: Man I'ma play that wit my dick.

by A-ron and Young Boleezy February 18, 2009