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dress like a slut day

Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!
I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!

Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!

Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...
by qizznipper October 20, 2013
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Djesse

The name of four legendary albums and the very definition of our king Jacob Collier. It even sounds like his initials. The song is basically about his experience with being a genius. Like seriously, just look at these lyrics, “And the world outside never seems to make a sound so he lives inside his world full of majesty.” He is too good for this world. In fact, he may not even be human. He is probably a god. Our god Djesse.
Djesse has a sky like a merry-go-round
by Yo fairy gremlin November 23, 2021
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Don't shit your dress!

A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.
Dude my cat is missing!!!

Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"
by AndyMacDaddy May 27, 2010
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dressel

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!
by notbone June 20, 2007
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dressfalcon

To create false impressions of expertise and superiority in a public forum by wearing fake or irrelevant credentials, titles and/or badges of honor.
Forsu, who has a mail order degree in homeopathy tried to dressfalcon at a cosmological society meeting.
by President Pandurang November 23, 2010
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window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
by Mikey_C February 21, 2009
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Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
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