diseasist

person who discriminates against diseases. just like a racist is a person who discriminates against race.

That doctor is a diseasist because she won't go near Hep C or HIV infected patient.

by hehhheh September 2, 2009

disaster bomb

When you get so drunk that you ruin your chances of extending your day drinking into night drinking, thus forcing your friends to put you in a cab while they continue to party. Can also result in the cockblocking of oneself from an almost definite late night hook-up.

How did yesterday go?

-Ugh DISASTER BOMB. Drank hard cider all day and then hit up all you can drink sushi, which resulted in me passed out at 10 on a saturday night.

by Deeter421 July 23, 2010

Disapinted

Disapinted is very similar to disappointed in meaning but is only to be used in lighthearted circumstances.

Guy 1: Damn I wish i hadn't lost that game of Kings, I hate downing stuff!
Guy 2: I'd say you felt pretty disapinted with the result so?

by osulliad January 18, 2011

disasterisk

That mental note sign you put on something to denote its not well understood and likely to fail at some point. You promptly forget about it and years later a resultant disaster occurs.

the designer had second thoughts about the usefulness of the alarm and made a mental note disasterisk to re-think it. Years later the alarm was ignored and the reactor subsequently blew up.

by retiredengr April 1, 2011

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

disastercore

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.

jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!

by the baker queen December 23, 2011

disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012