dingleberries
dingleberries by vinman94 December 23, 2007
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Dirty dingleberryslam
The act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. You then rip'em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls...
The little girl told me that I have big ears. I went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam
Dirty dingleberryslam by DirtySeanP October 27, 2007
Dinkleberry
The Dinkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic DINK. The Dinkleberry prides himself on being the worlds' best manwhore, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every whore that walks by. He does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.
"I can't believe that Chris thought he was such a smooth dude. Check out that receding hairline."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."
Dinkleberry by Yeah, I went there. And what? January 29, 2009
Dinglecherry
After going to the public restroom, Kayla had dinglecherries because she used her hand to wipe her anus.
Dinglecherry by bukkakegod April 30, 2003
dinggleberry
dinggleberry by joseph lauderman March 5, 2005
jingleberry
An adverting jingle that gets stuck in your head. An unwanted piece of music that it is harder to shake than a dingleberry stuck to your short hairs. A tune wedgie or earwig with commercial purposes.
What's that you are humming?
Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.
Oh man. I was watching football all weekend and now I got a Chevy Truck jingleberry. "It is OUR country...." Just shoot me.
jingleberry by david Somers March 11, 2007
Jingleberry
When a dog or cat has a dingleberry as a result of eating Christmas things such as tinsel or ribbon.
Jingleberry by imaginarypoet December 21, 2009