diarrea buddy

When you and your friends have diarrea and shit on the floor, and use it to make a snowman

"oh my gosh, why does it smell like there's a diarrea buddy out of the toilet?"
"I was bored"

by Cuddle Cheek May 13, 2009

brain diarrhea

getting brain farts to the point of exhaustion.

I've been having brain farts so often this past week, its starting to feel like brain diarrhea...

This brain diarrhea is really affecting my semester's grade.

by David Fate February 5, 2009

diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.

-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

Intellectual Diarrhoea

Complete nonsense spouted so fluently that the untrained might think it means something so clever they just don't understand it

I am a master of intellectual diarrhoea

Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual

by LeeJP77 December 8, 2011

Stage Four Diarrhea

The most aggressive stage of diarrhea. This can be achieved by a small percentage of people worldwide after reportedly consuming large amounts of sugar and low quality food in a short time period.

10 year old Eric Cartman from South Park, Colorado suffered from stage four diarrhea after consuming large amounts of Double Dew and fast food.

by mkolesar69 December 2, 2013

man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.

"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005