DFTM

An acronym that stands for Don't Fucking Touch Me, as well as a song title by Australian noisy queer pop band Cry Club. A great song for the #MeToo and #TimesUp era that's defiantly a banger.

"I was dancing at this bar downtown when a creeper came up and danced on me."
"You should have told him DFTM, girl."

"I did, and then the bouncer kicked him out."

by Princess Drax February 18, 2019

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

Congratulations!!! You have now typed all variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and now you have put spaces in between them, you have reached peak boredness and gave up on finding actual entertainment when you are supposed to do an activity for school due tomorrow. I admire your dedication to finding excuses to not do your activities

Mom : Why are you not doing your assigned activities?
You : q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
Dog : Nani?!?!?!? I mean woof.

by Canimexis April 16, 2021

DFL

Dying From Laughter

Jim- "I slipped on a banana peel!"
Kim- "Hahahahhaha"
Joe- "DFL!"

by Aubreyah Mischella August 23, 2011

DFD

Designated Fapping Device: Your preferred device for masturbation so that your other devices avoid web viruses and stay semen-free.

Lil Jimmy didn't want porn viruses on his new laptop, so he made his tablet his new DFD.

by Ainters Gonna Aint January 12, 2016

dfjk

A set of key bindings used for playing rhythm games such as Friday Night Funkin', or Osu!Mania.

You still haven't beaten that FNF level try using dfjk it makes it way easier..

by BurntBuiscut February 11, 2022

DFB

Down for Bukkake. An acronym used to describe a woman (or man), who is 'down' to be the subject/ target for the practice of bukkake.

"Dude Amanda is the only girl coming to the house tonight."

"Damn son, I hope that girl is DFB."

by bukakkefan124 August 29, 2009

DFAF

DFAF--double face ass fart...like 69, but with both partners tossing salad while farting.

I can't get off unless i see Brazilian girls DFAFing.

by Matt_DFAFer May 6, 2008