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Daytona Beach

A city that tries too hard to be important again like a celebrity who can't understand that they're not famous anymore. Trying to reverse the aging process, the city has opted for botox in the form of One Daytona BUT YOUR WRINKLES STILL SHOW
Person 1: Bruh you can find cracks in the buildings, crack in the streets and crackheads on the corner.

Person 2: Duuuuuuude you just be in Daytona Beach!
by Corned Beef and Cabbage March 15, 2019
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Daxton

Quite, laid back rock star who plays in the band It's Safe I Swear. Is a slow driver but always makes it there in the end. Everyone loves his personality and there are none that dislike him. Has a small yippy dog but owns it like a man. Awesome dude with an awesome tude and everyone should feel lucky to be his friend.
Look at how well that dude plays bass with his fingers, he must be a Daxton.
by axart May 1, 2013
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Daxton

Daxton's are caring lazy and tend to be gamers. They have the audacity to explain something you already know and act like you didn't. They tend to be assholes, but still lovable even though.
Fuck you Daxton
by BallsinurJaws2134 September 8, 2021
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Daytona Beach Shores

Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!

"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
by Floridalingo December 30, 2011
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Mark Dantonio

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.
MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.
by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011
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Daytona

Daytona is the perfect couples name. Only such harmony in a word such as Daytona means that couple should be together forever.
Girl 1: Hey look it's Daytona ;)
Girl 2: Aww they're so cute together.
by Loveyoubaby December 2, 2013
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Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR
The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500
by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015
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