Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

Cheating Cunt

A slimeball that cheats at football.

Thierry Henry is a cheating cunt

by DerangedAngel November 20, 2009

cunt-fetti

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.

The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!

by Taco17 July 31, 2007

cunt mullet

a term for an unkempt female pubis, what happens when a lady doesn't shave her bush

Heather had a giant mane of red hair on her head, but I wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. One day I was drilling her and as she took off her panties I was glad to see a beautiful orange cunt mullet.

by Tavarez Suarez January 13, 2009

Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

a defamatory term used by highly civilized people to address those lower-level degenerates such as: homeless people, people with AIDs, Sarah Palin-esque human beings, and of course, . . . nigger-faggots with jewish cunts.

tell that nigger-cunt-jew-faggot to take his feet off the foot stool!!

by Lil'Chub March 29, 2011

dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

Man he tore me up last night with his cunt plunger.

by sbutter September 4, 2008