Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?

Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.

by milly don June 12, 2014

Crystal-Skull-Fuck

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015

crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

crystalnexus

A roblox player that loves being right and having sex toys

CrystalNexus has a dildo in his room that is 5 feet long

by Fxded May 19, 2018

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018

Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs

WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!!!

by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018

crystabating

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

by Yard Panther February 13, 2019