Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017

Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:

Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"

by Fpierettori June 8, 2020

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005