crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.

DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!

by afenda December 21, 2017

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya May 13, 2005