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crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film
Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline December 6, 2015
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Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.
DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!
by afenda December 21, 2017
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Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:
Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
by Fpierettori June 8, 2020
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crusty flapper

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.
by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
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cum crusty

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008
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crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.
Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.
by nunya May 13, 2005
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