by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010
When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
John: Dude, did you bang her?
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
by DRock SBO October 01, 2011
Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline October 15, 2015
Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith August 29, 2006
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