Coweb

(cow-web') genetically engineered silk that comes out of a cow's udder

My coweb has gone turbid
or
Come hither and get caught in my coweb

by cowebester March 24, 2011

cowhearted

meek or submissive.

The boy is cowhearted and is afraid of making exceptions.

by uttam maharjan May 25, 2011

Codeedog

An Urban Dictionary user who thinks that the 1st century, A.D. was a Middle Age century (the Middle Ages were between the 5th and 15th centuries) and doesn't even understand basic Christianity (i.e. he claims that Christians believe that Jesus is a zombie)

Person 1: Hey, did you know that Christians believe that Jesus is a zombie?

Person 2: Are you kidding me? Did you learn about Christianity from Codeedog?

by Codeedoofus September 6, 2012

chweel

verb.

A person who is inadequate at completing tasks and generally pulls a poor excuse to explain why he/she is unable to do so.

Person 1: Hey did you learn that song yet on guitar?

Person 2: No I couldn't because I need a banjo.

Person 1: Ohh chweel!

by macca29 November 8, 2012

cowellcrap

Any television programme which is devised by, produced, directed or involving Simon Cowell.

Oh No, not another load of cowellcrap!

by The dormouse April 30, 2015

coeenkidink

Cute way of saying coincidence

You saw that movie too? What a coeenkidink

by clow125 May 11, 2016

Cowbelly

God

Cowbelly doesn't need an example, but one of his best quotes is "fat cunt"

by MALEk201620ugjfkjngoifnbodnb May 25, 2017