Mossy Cottage

a big fat hairy twat.

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.

by BURKY August 18, 2003

Craven Cottage

Centre of the world and home to the greatest football team in existence. Found on the river at the corner of Stevenage road and Finlay street. 4 stands: Putney end, riverside stand, Johny Hayes stand, Hammersmith end (H-block). When close by the sound of small teams like QPR and Chelsea being broken and dismembered by the Mighty Whites is clear. There is only one team in Fulham, at the cottage, by the river.

Fulham fan: Take me home, Al Fayed, to the place that i belong, Craven cottage by the river, take me home Al Fayed.

Juventus fan 1: who are we playing again?
Juventus fan 2: some team called fulham.
Juventus fan 1: what was their ground called again.
Juventus fan 2: Craven Cottage I think.

by captain_john January 13, 2011

cotton picker

a thing you say to black people after they insult you

black man: stupid ass hoe you dumb ass nigga
me: stfu and go pick my cotton dumb ass cotton picker cotton cruesader
black man: damn you

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 2, 2022

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 5, 2004

cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 27, 2008

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012