Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by anonymous April 25, 2017

Cookieookieitus

Being afraid of any cookie unless it was made by grandma.

Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.

by problemlemon September 27, 2017

Cookies n Cream

It’s ice cream. Just... just ice cream.

I love ice cream, specifically cookies n cream.

by M0r1uus March 25, 2020

Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container

Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser

by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

cookiezibluezenithfourdimensionshardrockphobia

727

everywhere I look, I see "727". I think I have cookiezibluezenithfourdimensionshardrockphobia.

by nothiruko November 25, 2021

Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.

Cookie toes is amazing

by Daone123 April 24, 2022