dane cook 

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.

Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour

dane cook by Gozzy August 20, 2006

dane cook 

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.

Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.

dane cook by a guy who thinks dane cook is funny but hates when assholes quote him all the time January 3, 2008

dane cook 

dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.

you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.

dane cook by ashley-babie December 18, 2008

dane cook 

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

dane cook by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Rachel Cook

Generally amazing, smart, and very ghetto. :D Their boyfriend's are jealous cause they're more ghetto..

Person 1: She's so ghetto...
Person 2: Must be Rachel Cook

Rachel Cook by flubstuff April 9, 2010

james cook 

Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick

that james cook is a man

james cook by joseph cook December 17, 2013

Dane Cook 

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

Dane Cook by s;isuij August 20, 2006