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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
mugGet the colon calculationmug.

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
mugGet the Poached Colonmug.

Colonize

When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.
"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."
by Golden Boy Brendan June 23, 2023
mugGet the Colonizemug.

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus
Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible
by Hugesten November 27, 2023
mugGet the Golden colon cleansingmug.

Colonizer

when europe colonized countries they were colonizers
''mary! there are the colonizers!''
by smartrussian May 11, 2022
mugGet the Colonizermug.

: (Colon)

A punctuation mark used to break apart a sentence.
That party was fun: (Colon) I can't believe that happened.
by 3DVoid May 11, 2025
mugGet the : (Colon)mug.

White colonizer

Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.

As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
mugGet the White colonizermug.

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