A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

by MossyMoe February 7, 2024

Cobra Opus

An elusive catchphrase that only select individuals get to know, a jargon for sophisticated people.

"Did you see Mac having another breakdown last night?"
"Yeah, Cobra Opus."

by atips666 December 21, 2020

Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.

Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.

by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008

The Cobra

Referring to Justin's Massive penis and willing to show at request

Bitches Love "the cobra"

Guy 1: Wow did you see that guys dick?
Guy 2: That was "the cobra !!!!" Very deadly and strikes with force

Guy 1: I though that was just a myth

Guy 2: Nope it be real!

"Man I wish I had Justin's Cobra that thing is a weapon "

by Oxford Dic September 19, 2014

Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful

Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR

by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021

Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen

Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA

by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 4, 2022

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019