Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".
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The Flaming Cock Shot is doing the same thing as the Statue of Liberty shot, but with your penis. You dunk your penis into the shot glass of Rumpleminze, have someone light it on fire, take the shot, and have your friend blow out the flames. This is the most badass shot a man can do and is a sure party favorite.
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