connery

And lets not forget in addition to being a Knight and the biggest meme of all time, 007 had the largest body of work in Hollywood - He was Mr. Universe and put Rolex on the map. Fucker infiltrated American culture like nobody's business - and went on to a career as an Oscar winning character actor - anybody who can boldly slap a bitch in the face and their career taking off even bigger as a result is a success on that alone in my book. He outlived and outranked everyone he ever came across- even Marlon Brando - even Arnold - Sean Connery was simply the greatest of all time and nothing less. He will be forever slapping and owning everybody's ass forever for all time while laughing about it because it is just to much dam fun and if your not down with that he will just pull out a gun and put a hole in your stomach and watch you bleed out. Then he will pull out a shitty plastic weed pipe marketed by China in his likeness and smoke your ass after picking you up and breaking you over his knee then suplexing your your ass off a bridge and then getting in a submarine car while wearing his Rolex Submariner to maliciously shoot lasers at your rotting corpse - then he will find new ways to fuck with you some more.

Sir Connery just hoaxed your c@ndy ass

by King Krap October 31, 2020

Jared Conner

The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3

"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied

by Lovetheworld October 18, 2012

Russian Cinderella

A torture method in which one cuts off their victim's heels and uses crows to peck out their eyes. Inspired by the ending of the original telling of Cinderella.

Person 1 - "He lied to us. What do we do?"
Person 2 - "Give him a Russian Cinderella."

by John Tugboat February 20, 2015

conner syndrome

one nice a person becomes a total asshole to everyone, loves barbie dolls, and when drunk, fights everything (ex. west) while pulling out nuts.

West right is suffering from conner syndrome, notice the blood loss.

by smilingmutebuddah April 29, 2011

Conner

another name for Conner.
Hahahhahahahahahahaha
Gott’em is dead meme
hes cool. i wonder if you’ll find this.
Just like you never found subway
You know its me your name is also conron and i bug you a lot
you forget a lot it’s frightening

Oh dont forget super edgy but isnt edgy when he tries to be edgy
He use to use proper grammer and punctuation until my way changed him
Yeah, stay cool wonder if you won’t forget this maybe 10 years from now and your like lol I remember Ashley

“Hey Conner, why do you always wear Edgy Steeler’s Clothing?”

by hahahahhaCorner September 26, 2018

Conner

Conner is a fucked up motherfucker. Loves jokes about 9/11 and Jews. Also loves farmers 🤠 is a huge dork
-Farmer Ashley

Ashley: Hey Conner

Conner: what’s up farmer
Ashley: conner shut up you’re such a dork

by Farmer_Ashley March 30, 2019

Cinderace

Cinderace is the best starter pokemon ever
Samurott is the baddest starter pokemon ever

Cinderace likes a wet pussy

by BARV I LOVE CHEESE October 4, 2020