[****CHAOS****]

A night of Confusion. An ill movement. A sick-ass definition of first class fun brought to you by the lufbra ladies. A night of pure madness n non-stop confusion. It's what you can like to define as Craziness in the Borooo

Damnnnn that party is gonna go down in history. It's all about ****CHAOS****.
****CHAOS****....Custard House, Loughborough. It's gonna be C.H.A.O.T.I.C

by Chaotic Chaos March 30, 2009

Chaos

short for: can't have anyone over syndrome . Like when your room is out of shape and you have OCD and likes nobody to see it that way...

hammer: why you say I can't stop for a cuppa, Maurice?
Maurice (on the phone): I'm having Chaos,man...
hammer:wtf!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

4th chaos emerald

Whers that DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN 4th chaos eemard ?

Friend: whers that DAAAMN 4th chaos emerald ?????!?’vnvvnnvnv
Me: you said a bad word 😟
Fridd: stfu boobie were 8 we can say damn and crap😎

Me: o ok

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

Chaos Theatre

The new club that Gideon Graves attempted to open in Toronto before his untimely murder, it reeks of his 'personal touch'.

See Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour.

Gideon's Chaos Theatre is opening soon in Toronto - Random person.

by winefromthelilactree October 21, 2011