Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 22, 2019

Chong

Gradation above a chode but below a dong

Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.

by K fire February 03, 2020

Chong

To take a fat tip of a vape

Oi dickhead give me a Chong

by Jajshxnxsndn July 16, 2020

Chong

To roughly assemble something.

How quickly can you Chong this window frame together?

Just doing a bit of Chong to this bookshelf.

by Long hong May 23, 2023

Chongs

If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'

another more passionate word for 'stinks'

Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'

by Lord M Lemon June 05, 2019

Chong

Another word for 'Vape' but cooler and arder.

'It Chong O'clock.'

by SIOPNEVANS18 November 16, 2022

Chong

A word most commonly used by fin caddell

Yes ladddd, I was changing on my Chong in the Chong shed the other day

by Megdoe October 19, 2021