Boss Chick

A woman who is perpetually single and will never be able to find a husband because she thinks she runs the show. She can't keep a dude because no dude wants to deal with her constant anger outbursts and her always thinking she is a boss when in reality she is just an angry woman who works a plain job. Boss Chicks are a product of the laws created by men that give women equality when in reality if those laws didn't exist then all you would have to do is slap a "Boss Chick" upside her dumb head and she would shrink into the scared little girl that she actually is.

Boss Chick: I'm a Boss Chick!
Dude: How many kids you have?
Boss Chick: Six
Dude: How many baby daddy?
Boss Chick: Six
Dude: How many times you been married?
Boss Chick: None
Dude: I just remembered I need to go home to watch the paint dry.

by isaacsosa January 10, 2023

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

chick flick dick trick

when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever

dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"

by negative boss hog October 16, 2005

Hot Chick Glansburg

A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.

Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg

by Perp21 September 30, 2010

Snorg chick

Those girls that are kinda hot (do able) but for some reason are not incredibly attractive.

Originates from urbandictionary.com T-shirt adds.

ay dude she's pretty hot!

yeh kinda, she looks like a snorg chick...

tru dat'

by mcteachualot September 7, 2010

Thick Chick

A girl who's not too skinny and not too fat. Identified by extra junk in the trunk and typically a good sized rack.

I wanna bone the hell out of that thick chick.

by kweez December 21, 2008

bow-chicka-wow-wow

A sound/phrase used to represent something sexual
(usually intercorse). The sound itself is mocking the cheesy music used in pornographic films.

Last night, I got with this girl, and it was all bow-chicka-wow-wow from there.

by random321 July 9, 2007