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G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.
Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.
by Reet Awwsum March 12, 2014
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Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.
that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.
by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020
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officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.
1. I pissed on the officer's candy.
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018
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Dirty Piece of Candy

When your significant other is drunk and wants to talk shit to you but can't come up with anything so he calls you a Dirty Piece of Candy
by The Cool Nerds Girl April 24, 2021
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Baby Star Candy

Baby Star Candy holds the whole galaxy in his eyes.
by Joy5813 September 25, 2022
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candy shop

Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:

1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people

It IS:

50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"

You can imagine wut the lollipop is


Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
Guy: "Heyy wanna go to the Candy Shop with me??"

Gurl with class: "*smack*"
by Carrie September 3, 2005
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Candy Bar Theory

Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.
by MarshalJD September 1, 2009
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