Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

Carnival underwater excursion

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.

Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.

by blmaxim February 7, 2006

Town Carnival Ride

Like Town Bike But Implies that more than just one person can "ride" at once.

That Ho is worse than the town bike man, she is the town carnival ride, she lets anyone that can fit on for a ride at the same time!

by Jon86 July 21, 2005

Chance Carnes

The definition of this word is:
A guy that every girl thinks is hot because he is not a pervert like every body else like thurman, zizza, marshel, jessie,and I geuss matt. I think he would have already had like 20 girlfriends if he grew some balls.

A kind guy that every girl likes because he is not a perve

by Anthony John Zizza April 22, 2005

Carnegie Mellon

One of the top universities in the US, famous for geeks, computers, and free-range robots.

I failed my SATs, but hey, we can't all go to Carnegie Mellon.

by your school sucks June 18, 2005

carnival booty

Similar to 'Ghetto Booty' the difference being that the owner of a 'Carnival Booty' can work her ass in all manner of movements. The movements are usually so energetic that they are similar to the celebrations in a Carnival or to the dancers/dancing in a Carnival.

Usually refers to females.

'Bwoi you see dat girl on da stage? She got a Carnival Booty!!'

'I shake my ass like I got a Carnival Booty'

by emelia86 September 2, 2006

Carnage Middle School

A school with a bad name, in a bad neighborhood, with good courses. Its students either love the school, hate it, or don't give a $***. Back in the times of segregation, this was the black school while Ligon, the more-famous-in-the-area school two blocks away, was the white school. If you go to a game between the two, you would think they're still segregated.

What is up with our name? Carnage Middle School. It's like we have weekly battles or something.

by nekoneko918 May 9, 2011