misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

by raybeez February 22, 2022

Cum Per Day (CPD)

CPD is a unit of measure. Made to measure how many times someone ejaculates per day.
If you are consistent you can say your CPD number as an individual integer, instead as a range.
Ranges can be declared as a ratio, Ex: 4:7 meaning you ejaculate anywhere between 4 to 7 times a day.

To measure an average CPD, count all of the total times you came in 1 month, and at the end of the month. divide that number by 28. to Create a 4-Week Average.

CPD can also be measured in milliliters.

guy 1 what's your CPD?

guy 2 Mines 4:7 wbu.

guy 3 I have a 5:6.

Cum Per Day (CPD)

by cdztudio.mov July 7, 2022

c.p.w.a.p.

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

C&P Job

A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism

"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"

by casa8203 August 16, 2018

C.P.W.

Crustacean Penis Wart, a penis wart contracted with having sexual interactions with a crustacean 🦞

Michael: yo I had sex with a crab last night
Ben: did you check for C.P.W.???
Michael: what’s that??????
Ben: Crustacean Penis Warts

by Michealisagaynigga May 21, 2019

P.C.F.C.P.

The Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. Also abbreviated as S.F.S.R. (Soviet Federative Socialist Republic) Full Russian form: Российская Советская Федеративная Социалистическая Республика (Rossiyskaya Sovetskaya Federativnaya Sotsialisticheskaya Respublika). Visible on the flag of the S.F.S.R, on the top left as "РсФсР". One of the fifteen Soviet Socialist Republics of the Soviet Union.

Jim: The P.C.F.C.P. used to be the only Soviet Socialist Republic until fourteen states seceded from it as S.S.R.'s too. The remaining of the P.C.F.C.P. became today's Russia.

by thealtf4psychic July 12, 2021

N.N.A.C.P

“No Niggas Allowed, only Caucasian People”
When Whites or Caucasian people need to reach out to a support group for whites only no niggas.

I hate that I am always being singled out over black people and I'm always working overtime because of my white skin tone, I am going to contact N.N.A.C.P my light skinned brother.

by Steven the Masturbater February 11, 2019