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yoshi commits tax fraud

Yoshi is a dirty bastard who doesn't pay his taxes untill he grows some balls and pay his taxes this drity bastard will not appear in any games soon
by Anonymous Teen 133 April 12, 2019
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Commidiot

One who sits in a committee with no knowledge of the subject but offers an opinion to justify their presence.
She/he had to pontificate for half an hour, trying to justify being present at the meeting. There's a half hour we'll never get back, thanks to that "commidiot!"
by Speider Schneider September 23, 2010
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commiesexual

Someone attracted by any person/object related to communism.
-Hey bro why are you cumming at Stalin?
-I'm commiesexual dude
by alfreditoh April 30, 2020
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commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship
"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"
by gmc1978 December 16, 2009
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commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014
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Committed a mongo

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"
by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014
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Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone
Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John
by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015
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