cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.

by poQ May 22, 2003

Cockbite

AKA. (Cocknip)The act getting frost bit on one's cock. Usually as a result of a good game of drunkin "cock dip in the icebox" or a stopwatch malfunction.

Ex. 1 - Dude, I gotta bad case of cockbite from sticking my dick in the icebox last night.

Ex. 2 - Jack Frost was really nippin at my cock last night, what a fag!

Ex. 3 - Sadly Grandpa can no longer use his cock because of that tragic snowstorm in '78, we got about 2’ 3” of snow, that we did.

by Pledge 15 September 21, 2008

cockbag

used to describe a person. basically the same meaning as asshole, douchebag, etc.

Rick is the biggest cockbag I've ever met in my life!

by dboyfromdahood September 5, 2013

CockBalls

When the scrotum is folded up and over the penis covering it completely creating a sac in which the all the parts of male genitalia become one

Larry:Look at dukes cockballs! Gregarious: How foul!!
Larry: but also kinda sexy
Gregarious:yeah.. *cums in pants*

by Yung Jew 22 April 5, 2016

cobobagone

When a friend with her nickname Cobbob is missing

Has anyone seen Cobbob?

No mate he’s Cobobagone

by Fuckpaulbell May 30, 2018

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

cockblockey

The person who blockes a cockblock

I am a cockblockey

by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003