chaos

faith and rachel are the exact definition of chaos.

if you even think the word chaos they will appear at your house and aggressively rumba dance towards you while calling for ghost rat thor

the bromance is strong in those two. they thrive and survive on chaos. chaos is them. chaos is a word because of them

except this fact you mouth breather

person 1- chaos?
person- NO. YOU HAVE SUMMONED THEM

faith and rachel- WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! *brings in benoftheweek also*

by mac and cheese queen June 27, 2022

Chaos

1. The complete opposite of order

2. Disorder with a side of confusion and stupidity

1. There was just chaos when putting 14 alcoholics in one house with an hookah pipe and speaker

2. Chaos is getting kicked out of a club for trying to steal a Jagger bottle

3. Chaos is sitting in the street for an hour outside the club tryna get an uber

by Harrislisa July 3, 2022

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Agent of chaos

An absolute madman. Peeves the poltergeist falters and shrinks at the sight of him. Downs energy drinks at 3 AM on a school night, leaves paper towels on the counter and pulls on the available slip with max force, puts used tissues in the recycling bin, only drinks his soda flat.

He’s an agent of chaos, he has no rules, no boundaries, he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide— he’s not loyal to a flag or a country—

by NotPieGuy August 26, 2022

chaos;head

When you go down on him and then go hbhugufndiskdjskxodnsisndje like Richard Nixon in futurama

I'm gonna give you my patented 'chaos;head'

by Splozion October 28, 2022

bro chao

Bro chao

Bro chao- in the sense of “come on man”. Or in other words “give me a break” or “grow TF up”

by Bro-chao or bro-chaiu April 30, 2022

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022