Bowling Green State University

A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.

"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."

"BGSU-CKS!"

"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."

by BGSUcks October 6, 2008

Bowling Syndrome

Being late and reassuring the person that you will be there soon.

2:26pm (bowling: I'll be there in an hour)
3:41pm (bowling: I'll be there at 4:15)
4:19pm (bowling: I'll be there in 20)
and so on hence, "Bowling Syndrome"

by Dusty - Deeez Nuttts February 20, 2010

bowling alley

a place where sexy girls like jenae and kaleigh go to met hot sexy guys that r nice and caring and dont jack off at all unless there in the privacy of there bedroom all alone with the lights off and the door locked so nobody can catch them enjoying them selves.

go to the bowling alley

by emily 5 January 10, 2009

sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing

these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling

by tj April 20, 2005

bowling for soup

An orgy on eight legs , hubba hubba hubba

Lets go into that room and boel for soup baby

by BamBam September 4, 2003

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.

So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

by YAWA January 23, 2021

bowling hair

your hair after bowling in p.e. class, in the gym, without bowling pins, or the ball. BUT when we do bowl with pins and a ball the game gets SO intense to where we get some form of bowling hair.

it might be extreme bowling hair, or not so extreme bowling hair..it all depends on the level of effort that you put into the game.

we were very much so into the game of bowling that we did not notice the extreme bowling hair we each had.

by pins. April 15, 2009