smokey blinder

When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye

Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"

by Paris Milton February 19, 2023

jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Poo Poo Bladder

When you pour wonton soup into your butthole.

After living in Guantanamo for 2 years, the prison guards developed highly sophisticated interrogation techniques. Now all of the prisoners beg to be water boarded now that they've all experienced the Poo Poo Bladder.

by AlexFork December 27, 2013

Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

Biden's blunder

A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned

Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2021

pull a blinder

Achieve something difficult

You really did pull a blinder in the meeting

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022